Collection of Funny News

2 Years on the Toilet Seat

2008-03-14T09:40:00.002+02:00

A man from Ness City(Kansas) is about to be brought to justice after the woman he was living with was found "stuck" on the toilet in the house they were living in. The cops declared she was sitting there for more than 2 years, the toilet seat bonded to her body. Sheriff Bryan Whipple declared that the 35 old year woman's skin grew around the toilet seat. Initially she refused to receive any medical care, but, finally, she was convinced she had to go to a hospital.

Whipple also said that the investigators will present the case in front of a judge and he will decide if the woman's boyfriend will prosecuted.

"She wasn't glued, or tied. She was one with the toilet seat. It's hard to imagine. It's still hard to get used seeing such a picture", said the sheriff.

The woman's boyfriend said he took care of her everyday and he brought her food and water. He also said that he asked her every day to get up from the toilet and her answer was always the same "Maybe tomorrow".

The man called the cops on the 27th of February to report that "something was wrong with his girlfriend", but he didn't explain why it took 2 years to announce the police.

Red Bananas

2008-03-03T12:20:00.004+02:00

A Supermarket in England put out for sale red bananas for the first time. They are imported from small plantations in Columbia and Ecuador.

Red bananas have a slight raspberry taste and a creamy and pink texture, looking like a normal banana. The red bananas grow a little slowly than the normal bananas. They need 10 months to develop fruits, another 6 months to grow and 5 days to be riped. "I don't think that classic bananas will be replaced.

We are just offering an alternative", said the owner of the supermarket, very happy with the sales of the new product.

sQuba, the Underwater Automobile

2008-02-17T16:03:00.004+02:00

Ladies and gentleman, this is sQuba, the first underwater automobile build by Rinspeed.

This car can be seen at the Auto Show in Geneva in March. Frank M. Rinderknecht, the owner of Rinspeed said he was inspired to build this sQuba from the James Bond movies. "For over 30 years I've been trying to imagine how could I build a car that would move underwater".

SQuba can work in good conditions at 10m debt, it doesn't pollute, and the movement is produced by 3 engines with rechargeable batteries.

World's Strongest Midget

2008-02-13T16:32:00.018+02:00

He is only 85cm high and he claims to bee the smallest body builder. Aditya "Romeo" Dev is the smallest heavy weight lifter in the world. People from all around the region come every day to see him working out with 1.5kg.

Unlike other midgets, the Indian is very well proportioned. "I practice every day for over 2 years and I think I am the strongest midget in the world." Besides lifting weights he also practices aerobics and claims to be a very good dancer. He is so talented, he was invited to perform on stage during a TV Show.

His personal coach, Ranjeet Pal, spends every day with aditya, helping him perfect his muscles. He even made special weights for his special size.

The little indian hopes to be a big international star. "I wish to travel around the world. I want to get in London and meet my idol, Jazzy-B".